Ruminated Discrepancies

The Alternative Christmas Songs Page

It's SPAMta Clause!!!!

It's Spamta, bringing a Christmas game for all you good little boys and girls!

Check the alternative title, and see if you can guess which carol it refers to. Click on the title, and see if you got it right!

  • Approach anyone who is steadfast.
  • Ecstasy toward the orb.
  • Wow! The foretelling spirits harmonize!
  • Hey, minuscule urban area southwest of Jerusalem.
  • Quiescent nocturnal period.
  • The primary "Weihnachten."
  • Embellish the corridors.
  • Duo-deca diurnal periods of yuletide.
  • I apprehended my maternal parent osculating with a corpulent, unshaven dwarf in crimson disguise.
  • I'm musing about a blanched yuletide.
  • What offspring abides thus?
  • The slight percussionist lad.
  • Father Christmas approaches the world.
  • Seraphim we aurally detected in the atmosphere.
  • Off now to report it on St. Helens, Ranier, and Everest.
  • Tintanabular Tintinabulum.