Welcome to the headquarters of the Testosterone Liberation Front. Here at the TLF we are dedicated to the eradication of inappropriate sexual conduct in government, public service and the workplace: anywhere the scourge of testosterone might adversely affect the judgment of otherwise reasonably intelligent people.
To the tune of "If you're happy and you
know it"
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Chemical castration of all public servants starting with the very highest offices of government. For the duration of office, as part of the oath of office, said officials shall agree to have drug therapy to restrict the output of testosterone from their gonads.
Since Testosterone is the hormone affecting sex drive in both genders, both men and women shall agree to chemical castration for the duration of office.
The elimination of gender based emotional content from the decision making process. Our leaders and public servants shall have all considerations, excepting the faculty of their reason, removed from the decision making process.
Sensativity training to eliminate passional elements from the decision making process. All decisions shall be made within a context of mutual respsect for all persons, regardless of gender, nation, religious creed, or sexual orientation. This training shall also redirect decisions related to the use of force to protect society, since all leaders will be devoid of a shred of backbone by this policy.
As the reader can no doubt tell, these goals are simple and attainable. With the appropriate grass-roots activism, these constraints on the scourge of testosterone can be in place for the next United States Presidential Election.
Stand up and make your voice heard today! Contact these organizations and demand chemical castration for all public servants for the duration of office!
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